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Round 6! Hulaan nyo ang mananalo!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Dance Moves. Advantage: Mystika

Dami ng retoke. Advantage: Tight decision, pero si Madam Auring.

Dami ng chinchunsu. Advantage: Tie

Killer kuko. Advantage: Mystika

Bolang kristal. Advantage: Madam Auring

Boobs. Advantage: Madam Auring

Mukang bading. Advantage: Mystika

Pagbubuntis. Advantage: Madam Auring

Boy toy. Advantage: Madam Auring

And the winner is…Madam Auring! Talagang nga namang may asim pa sya!!!

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Round 5 na no? Opo mga ate, mga kuya!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Nunal. Advantage: Tie

Maria Leonora Teresa. Advantage: Nora

Asawang walang bayag. Advantage: Gloria

Love team. Advantage: Nora

Impersonators. Advantage: Nora

Height. Advantage: Mura

Jail Time. Advantage: Nora

Kakalibog factor. Advantage: Tie, parehong wala.

Ngongo effect. Advantage: Gloria

Himala. Advantage: Nora

Kapatid na hindi baboy. Advantage: Nora

And the winner is…Nora!!! Wala, walang himala! Pero merong magic!

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Round 4! Mano y Mano!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Boyfriend. Advantage: Boy

Pagpipilit na umastang lalaki. Advantage: Butch

Appeal sa ibang bading. Advantage: Tie, parehong wala.

TV shows. Advantage: Boy

Fashion sense. Advantage: Sige na nga, si Boy na.

Mas lalaking pangalan. Advantage: Boy (Boy nga diba?).

Magic Mirror. Advantage: Boy

Magic dildo. Advantage: Butch

And the winner is…Boy Abunda!!! You go girl! Ay, boy pala. You go Boy!

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Round 3! Diva kung Diva!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Bato. Advantage: Zaturnnah

Bahag. Advantage: Darna

Sidekick. Advantage: Tie

Pelikula. Advantage: Darna

Mga kalaban. Advantage: Dahil sa higanteng palaka, Zaturnnah

Boobs. Advantage: Darna, Anjanette Abayari version

Pekpek. Advantage: Darna

Etits. Advantage: Zaturnnah

Lovelife. Advantage: Zaturnnah

Hair color. Advantage: Zaturnnah

And the winner is…Zaturnnah! Etits by day, pekpek by night!

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Round 2! Bakbakan na!!!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Sex video. Advantage: Mahal

Mga boyfriend (Jimboy, Jimboy, I love you!) Advantage: Mahal

Height. Advantage: Mura

Subtitles. Advantage: Mahal

Role sa Lord of the Rings 4: Hobbits Take over Middle Earth. Advantage: Tie.

Ginawang sipa ni Kingkong ng nag-grass skirt. Advantage: Mahal

Etits (kahit maliit lang). Advantage: Mura

And the winner is…Mahal! Etits lang linamang ni Mura, di pa ganon kalaki.

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Round 1!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Ang chocolate, nakakagana, si tsokoleyt, nakaka-walang gana!

Ang chocolate, mas masarap pag mahal, si tsokoleyt, masarap murahin!

Ang chocolate, matamis, si tsokoleyt, mukang mapakla!

Ang chocolate, masarap kainin, si tsokoleyt, masarap patayin!

Ang chocolate, pampa-in love, si tsokoleyt, pampabwisit!

Ang chocolate pag nasobrahan ng kain, magtatae ka, si tsokoleyt, mukang jebs lang talaga.

Ang chocolate, brown, si tsokoleyt, negra.

Ang chocolate, nakakataba, si tsokoleyt, baboy!